Guess which old Bunchkin came by to grace us with his presence this sunny Saturday after noon?
SIINNNGGGG!! Mr. Sticktoit has finaly decided to come out of his hiding hole in sunny (yet windy?) southern California to stream and talk to us for more than the usual 2 seconds he allows.
I also hear he’s been taking his grandmother’s motor wheel chair around for rides.
Need a lift? Just call our Alaskan SoCal-er.
Sing! You are missed, buddy. 
Our infamous Alaskian, Sing, visited San Francisco for a short while and a few of us got to hang out with him! Yay! We picked up Sing at SFO for dinner, and the guy was breaking out in sweats. Apparently it was too warm in San Francisco for this guy!
We had dinner at Blue Restaurant on Castro St. While waiting for our table, Sing asked these officers if they have ever beaten someone with the baton, and the officer said, “No, I have not beaten anyone with it, but I have used it.” He did not look pleased, and he did not want to conversate with this Alaskian. Welcome to San Francisco, Sing! Ha.
Afterwards we took Sing around . . . Twin Peaks . . . Lombard St . . . and North Beach. At one point, Sing even hopped onto the cable car in front of Jonasty’s car. What a daring individual he is! And oh yeah, at Twin Peaks he hopped on the ledge and nearly fell to his death. That is not daring; that was just plain stupidity, but he’s young. At the prime age of 20, he’s unstoppable!
Now without further adieu, here are the pictures that captured our moments together:
Jonas and Mimi.
Minh, Jerauld aka hwith, and me.
Sing!
The bunchkins!
A stare representing love?
Mimi and Sing.
Bunckinettes with Sing.
Jen and Jonas’ friends.
Castro St. See the couple?
Jonas: Let me buy you a penis, Sing.
Sing: What!? You don’t have a bigger one!?
Mimi takes a bite.
Sing going in for the kill. There’s plenty of penis to go around!
Panties and penis cookie.
The ledge Sing fell off of.
The Alaskian can’t hang. He looks chilly!
And finally a group photo of us.
We miss you Sing! Come back to the Bay to visit!
It’s 15 minutes to free pizza frenzy and yet something is different… The room is eerily quiet today. Could this be a new tactic by Bunchkins to psych out the competition with a false sense of security?
As the seconds counted down this time the room remained pretty calm… Considering there were only 6 active people in the room today, and half of whom had already won pizza before. Kira was the favorite to win and all eyes were on him as we approached the last second…
Was there a downpour of PMs this time? Did they even make it to fake KC?! Who is fake KC!? Why is the sky blue! How do you go to the washroom in space!?
All these burning questions!
But wait! Sing comes out of nowhere with the sneak attack bringing a new player into the game! Could sing be the winner!? Oh the insanity!!
After a brief period of silence for suspense, Fake KC announces the winner….
sticktoit (07:30:12 PM): so did i win my nig?
Wow! Out of nowhere, Sing pops in and takes it for the win! AND 12 seconds late too! Sing got so excited he got restricted from chat for 15 minutes! haha! Good job Sing!
So now I bet you’re all wondering what happened to Kira! Well, apparently he got a little TOO excited and jumped the gun by 6 minutes and messaged KC at 7:24pm EST. Whoops! Better luck next time Kira! You’ve got 2 more tires!
With the free pizza taken now care of we immediately jumped into part 2 of day 4! (Funny enough, this was when everyone else started to make their way into BU.)
Time to guess who fake KC was! Everyone who wanted to participate would get 1 guess as to who they believed was playing the part of fake KC and the winner (or winners) would get an undisclosed prize at 8pm when the identity was revealed!
For the next half hour, madness ensued as everyone started to try to work out who our mystery KC was. Was it a trick? Could fake KC actually BE KC? Guesses were flying left, right an centre and Corkie stepped in to moderate. Here are the guesses.
Jen was the popular vote with Angie coming in 2nd although I’m not sure it counts if you guess yourself… Mandee decided that the fake KC was just a ploy to throw everyone off track and that it was in fact the real KC himself. Corkie decided to go way out in left field and put Killumanati’s name into the hat.
So who was the fake KC?
With a toot from his butt (yes, you read that right), the real KC announced that fake KC was played by….. *drumroll…* ANGIE!!
Sneaky Angie remained calm and composed on cam during the 30 minute period and never let up that she was watching the Bunchkins all along.
But what’s the prize!? What do Mike and Kira win??
JUNIOR’S CHEESECAKE!
*droooooool!*
Now I have a craving for that creamy, mouth-watering, melt in your mouth….. *gaarggghhhh….droooollll*
*ahem.*
Getting back on track, here are pics from Kira, who apparently got pizza! Does he get cheescake too? Lucky guy! SING! Where are YOUR photos hmm? Sing’s masterpiece can be found after Kira’s photos.
Update: Sing’s photo is in!
Dude, learn to spell the name of the site that got you free pizza properly!
It’s Sing, the rocker!
Who’d thunk it; the buncher got bunched!
Talk about a momentous event!
Missangel19, Hotmihomia, and I decided to make Single.Hot.Asian.Girl. screennames for ourselves (inspired by Single.Asian.Male.inNYC).
Missangel19 – SHAGinTO
Hotmihomia – SHAGinSJ
c0rkie – SHAGinHK
Sing thought we were one person on 3 different names and was typing really fast to trick him. We convinced him we were really 3 separate females who were sisters. What was hilarious was he even said the following out loud, “TO is Toronto, SJ is San Jose, and HK is Hong Kong” while the 3 of us were still streaming with him. Hahaha!
He finally figured it out what seems like hours later. Look at him! Totally got bunched ^^
What would have been even funnier if he went “Oh SHAGinTO, Angie’s in Toronto too! You guys should meet up!” and does the same thing with “Mimi’s in San Jose” and “c0rkie’s in Hong Kong .” 
Aww poor Sing. He’s all curled up with embarrassment! No more trying to crush cans and bottles with your head! We think it did some damage to his brain.
We better watch out fellow SHAGs! He’s gonna take revenge on us ten folds! lol!
- c0rkie
