In case you missed Cupideffect’s story about his first time,
(yes… that kind of “first time” 
)
Here’s Idashling’s pictograph version of the whole experience:
“Where’s the hole?” – Cupideffect
“What!? You don’t know where the hole is?!” – Cupideffect’s 1st lover
Yes! I think I found it, Cupideffect eagerly thought.
BAM!
Cupideffect falls and gets his wee wee all bent out of shape 
… and has his 1st blueballs experience
Daddy Cupideffect unexpectedly comes home and finds little Cupideffect in a compromising position.
Let’s just say Cupideffect’s 1st lover went home unsatisfied
