Spotted: A new bunchkin got comfortable quickly upon landing on our community. Many of the bunchkins are lusting after him already and his hot bod.
Will he be the new SAM? Well, he’s on his way to being one, as you can see. Who is he, you might ask? You’ll just have to figure it out on your own by chatting it up with our newbies.
xoxo Gossip Girl
PS. That’s NOT a sock btw. It’s a HAT.
In celebration of Sean’s 100th post on Key of Grey, he has donated a pair of Bitty Boogs for a giveaway on his blog! Please visit his site and comment on the post linked below for an entry into the prize draw. And hey, if you’ve got some extra time, please take a poke around the rest of his site too (and subscribe to an RSS feed if you feel so inclined). 
click this link to enter the draw: http://www.keyofgrey.com/?
-Jen
Liz: I turned lesbo.
Joe: Id become a woman for you.
Following this conversation Liz asked the BU chatroom how to reject people. Being a female, sometimes it’s difficult! Guys are tricky tricky. They ask for your number and call you right away to make sure it’s your number . . . so what does a girl do?
The good think about Bunchedup.tv is that it’s an online chatting/streaming society; it’s easy to reject people. And although there are many people on the site that are hooking up (BU is not a dating site!); there are many poor saps that get rejected as well. And it’s easy to reject one.
How to Reject a Bunchkin:
1. Hell NO. This is very effective. More effective than a no without the hell.
2. No! This is also very effective.
3. You can ignore. This always work . . . until they start repeatedly asking you out; asking for your number; asking for your hand in marriage . . .
4. “I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.” Taken property? No thanks. Ass beating by the significant other? No thanks. Unless you’re good at secrets! What happens on BU is everyone’s business!
Avoid Using:
1. “I just got out of a relationship.” Used goods? Baggage? Don’t use this excuse. It’s not effective. Bunchkins are like hawks and many alike don’t have standards. Are you all are a piece of meat. Repeat with me. A piece of meat!
Who’s down for some late night spooning?
C coming home from a night out at D‘s house came onto BU wanting to cuddle. Who better to cuddle with than K who was more than ready after watching some “shows” at P‘s house that night. Unfortunately for C, he missed his chance with K when he decided to visit D instead of P. Had he been there. . . who knows what might’ve happened.
Will C get his chance to K? Will K finally accept his offers? Is their bickering just a form of sexual frustration? Or is there more to the story than that? It’s too juicy to say.
xoxo Gossip Girl
Bored? Been on BU forever and ever? School started and you want to find a way to de-stress yourself? Want to hang out with friends but don’t want to spent a buck? Want to stir up the relationship with that special someone (possibly a date-date with a fellow Bunchkin?)? Or simply, just want to catch up on all the movies you’ve been wanting to watch? ;]
TA DAH!
Then shoot your name, your shipping address to nickolas.meyers@gmail.com AND the number of tickets you want to receive! They are courtesy of Nickolaj from American Eagle Outfitters. (Sorry, shameless advertising here. I can’t help it. If you are wondering, I am a manager at an AE store)
PLEASE READ:
1. If you don’t know who Nickolaj is then don’t bother shooting him an email. No, seriously. Seriously.
2. I don’t mind if you are requesting 10 tickets or even 6 (but please do NOT just ask for one, I don’t want to waste my postage, envelope material, and time sending out for you with ONLY ONE ticket in there). Just make sure that as long you are going to use them and just be respectful since I am sending them out for free (that means, just be grateful people and absolutely NO RUSHING). I don’t want the tickets to go to waste AT ALL.
3. Tickets expire on the 21st of September (this month) so HURRY UP, what are you waiting for? They are valid at any AMC, Loews, Cineplex Odeon, Magic Johnson, and Star theatre, exluding Canadian theatres (sorry Canadians!), AMC Premium locations, and IMAX locations.
P.S. If you want to send me a thank you card or anything cool WHICH you do NOT have to, I repeat, DO NOT. But if you do, my mailing address is: 1019 Walnut Street, San Gabriel, CA 91776 (This is just a mailing address. You can’t stalk me here!)
- Nick
